Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen
I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”
I love her.
(Source: joanieholloway)
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
I’m nearly positive this is exactly how the cannibal attack began
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] I Never Wanted To - Saosin from Saosin
“I Never Wanted To” - Saosin
I never wanted to hear
We are the only ones we are running from
